MY RONALDO JAM MESSI by Oriade Adelaja Oriola
I have always prided myself as a smooth playboy having a robust CV of sexual escapades with lots of girls. Although majority of them are those you will refer to as not beautiful, not like they were ugly but they were somewhere in between. Nevertheless, they are girls, and I had my way with them. University days was fun because I was a good student and what better way was there to catch the insecure students than taking them tutorials that usually ended with condom-physical instructions. Service (NYSC) opened my eyes. The types of girls I had in the university wouldn’t even consider my proposal after enjoying drinks and chicken suy a with me at the mammy market. Long throats! One of them was sincere enough to tell me why, after having her filled with five bottles of Smirnoff Ice and two whole chicken suy a. “You don’t have the looks of a guy ready to get married in the next five years. Most of us come here looking for husband material”.